purveyor of havoc and all around devilry

a whole mess

switchelsweets:

themythicalcodfish:

pikestaff:

“Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they’re 15” this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

To wit:

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I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

dimension20memes:

I absolutely love when Brennan holds the players accountable for the wild shit they say to NPCs by repeating what they said as a question. Then you see their life flash before their eyes as they giggle in fear.

supreme-leader-stoat:

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

Oh so that “roaming chess gangs” poster was serious.

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

derinthescarletpescatarian:

jmtorres:

lynati:

fandomlife-universe:

I’m curious as to where you all stand

SAG-AFTRA strike

I support it and will be boycotting all new movies/TV/streaming etc

I support it but will not be boycotting movies/TV/streaming etc

I don’t support it but will boycott movies/TV/streaming etc for other reasons

I don’t support it and won’t be boycotting anything

I don’t care about this

Reblog for demographics!

I feel this would be a much stronger (and less misleading) poll if the phrasing was, “I support it and will be boycotting stuff if they ask me to.”

Because Sag-Aftra isn’t asking for a boycott at this time, and boycotting prior to them asking for one could actually hurt them in the long run. A boycott during a strike isn’t step one, it’s the thing you hold over the heads of those you’re striking against so you can say, “You think us not working is bad for business? Wait until we ask those who support us to stop buying your product / cancel their subscriptions.”

tldr: folks we don’t boycott unless and until the unions ask us to

It would also be nice to have an option for those of us who don’t pay for any movies or streaming services already and would like to see the results without corrupting the poll.

sashaforthewin:

tchaikovskaya:

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This is legitimately my job, I string pearls 40 hours a week. I cannot help but overanalyze every piece of media that includes a pearl necklace. I have gone on long rants about Martha Wayne.

Okay, so necklaces are either knotted or straight strung. Straight strung doesn’t have knots separating the pearls, so there is more tension on the pearls and it’s bad for them over time, but it is cheaper and looks fine in short term. So yeah, most rich people knot their pearl necklaces. There is one exception: sometimes we have a super picky Karen-type that demands their necklace with really fucking expensive pearls be straight strung because they like the look better. Properly knotted necklaces have nearly invisible knots so this is just batshit demands, btw.

So, that leaves two options: either you chock this up to comics folks not knowing anything about pearl necklaces or, the funnier option being that Martha Wayne is just one of those people that makes the most unhinged demands to feel in control and powerful.

I’m just really pumped I found a post I could actually professionally weigh in on

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bjornkram:

bjornkram:

Wow that was FAST. Check out this YouTube ad I just got trying to hire scabs immediately.

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The fact that they’re advertising it as hourly pay is so telling that they’re hoping to just hire random people off the street. They’re trying to prey on desperate actors who don’t know that $180/hr for a fucking GODZILLA movie is the hugest rip off anyone could possibly pull. No rights, royalties or residuals but hey at least you’ll get paid fucking nothing!

Godzilla vs king Kong 2 is a Toho co and Warner Bros production btw. Just so you know what corporations are sanctioning this pathetic shit

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zoreta:

parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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The baby males will practice their tail display with little hatchling feathers! They also get ‘top knots’ which will develop into adult crests!

Two young peacock chicks facing each other. Their feathers are shades of brown, with their head and chest a lighter brown than their wings. Both chicks are holding their tail feathers 'forward' to curve over their back, similar to how adult male peacocks display their tails, but their tail feathers are short and brown instead of large and colorful.ALT

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vergess:

definitelynotcecelia:

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It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

I just this morning saw a tumblr post from someone saying they’re excited to announce they are in takes with Netflix about remaking some niche anime.

Don’t be a scab.

Do not work with any studios right now.

They aren’t giving you a chance in the industry. They are tricking you into getting a lifetime blacklist so they can strikebreak.

Do. Not. Scab.

(via jelloapocalypse)

arrows-for-pens:

allsadnshit:

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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fashionsfromhistory:
“Dress
1900s
Portugal
Museu Nacional do Traje (Accession Number: 3669)
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fashionsfromhistory:

Dress

1900s

Portugal

Museu Nacional do Traje (Accession Number: 3669)

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unprofessionalartist:

asimpleram:

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This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It’s him, Julius xi/xir

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